The Little Blogdorf: Reno’s Got Talent Too

The Little Blogdorf: Reno’s Got Talent Too

Only a few days to burn before the Little Wal’s Reno’s Got Talent Show this Friday and excitement is in the air. Satter hasn’t stopped doing wind sprints, Cuban is always in the background juggling, and Jeremy is dulling up his Folklorico knives in preparation for the big day.

Sign ups to compete for the one hundred dollar cash prize are still taking place this week at the Wal and there is a free beverage in it for anyone who does.

Since last Monday there has been a few additions to the roster. The extras are as follows.

Greg is the one on the right. Greg is also the one on the left. Hmm.

Greg “DJ Buttonpush” Kolb

Outline of experience: “I hosted a break dancing competition at the board store I worked at. All one had to do was beat me at break dancing to get a free snowboard. I ended up giving away 372 snowboards that day. Turns out there is a silly amount of people in Reno that are really good at break dancing, which sort of makes me uneasy.”

Talent: “I’ve been working on deflecting bullets with my French braid.”

Plans for the $100 prize: “That depends on how many barbiturates I can get with a hundred bucks… if it’s not a lot then I’ll probably just invest it on defaulted power bonds from Galveston, Texas.”

Frau: Take my wife...please.

Michael “Frau” Frauenknecht

Outline of experience: “I was the winning contestant on MTV’s Singled Out in 113 consecutive episodes, I stood up my date every time and told Jenny McCarthy that she was stupid.”

Talent: “Ask my chiseled jaw line…wink!”

Plans for the $100 prize: “I’m going to use it to wipe my Beamer’s ass.”

If the Frau-mobile is a-rockin'

What's that movie about the attractive boxer that fights through adversity and punches through sadness to my heart's very core? Nevermind, that was just the dream I had about Ryan 3 nights ago.

Ryan “the Fourth Grader” Kotey

Outline of experience: “I’m a nationally ranked boxer for UNR and I’ve been to nationals several times. I once got punched in the head 300 times in one round! I once got punched in the head 300 times in one round!”

Talent: “I’m going to be the first boxer to win a fight against himself by a first round Knock Out. It might be a hard battle because I’m very good at boxing but hopefully I will be out of shape enough for me to win.”

Plans for the $100 prize: “I would like to use the hundred dollars to buy my own island made of punching. If there is any money left over after I buy the island I will then buy a snack. Probably a moon pie.”